Real Madrid Election Takes Surreal Turn

The presidential campaign at Real Madrid has become increasingly surreal according to insiders. Florentino Pérez and Enrique Riquelme are engaged in what sources describe as a ridiculous battle.

Adding to the strange campaign, Erling Haaland recently denied being a potential signing for Riquelme if he wins the elections. Both Haaland's father and representative released a statement clarifying: "It's not true." zeppelin.cool